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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Dr. Evil: "Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...one million dollars."
Number Two: [clears throat] "Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year."
Dr. Evil: "Really?"
Number Two: [hums affirmatively]
Dr. Evil: "That's a lot. Okay, then. We hold the world ransom for...one hundred billion dollars."

Scott: "I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet."
Dr. Evil: "An evil vet?"
Scott: "No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo."
Dr. Evil: "An evil petting zoo?"
Scott: "You always do that!"

Austin Powers: "Oh, behave! Yeah, baby!"

Dr. Evil: "I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."

Dr. Evil: "Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss. Need the info."


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