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Arsenic and Old Lace
Aunt
Martha:
"For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic,
then add half a teaspoon full of strychnin, and then just a pinch of cyanide."
Mortimer:
"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
Mortimer:
"There's a body in the windowseat!"
Aunt Abby: "Yes, dear. We know."
Mortimer:
"Men don't just get into windowseats and die!"
Aunt Martha: "No, dear. He died first."
Mortimer: "How did he die?"
Aunt Abby: "The gentleman died because he drank
some wine with poison in it."
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