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Inigo
Montoya:
"I admit it you are better than I am."
Westley: "Then why are you smiling?"
Inigo Montoya: "Because I know something you don't
know."
Westley: "And what is that?"
Inigo Montoya: "I am not left-handed."
Westley:
"There's something I ought to tell you."
Inigo Montoya: "Tell me."
Westley: "I'm not left-handed either."
Inigo
Montoya:
"Who are you?"
Westley: "No one of consequence."
Inigo Montoya: "I must know."
Westley: "Get used to disappointment."
(shorter version of above)
Westley:
"Get used to disappointment."
Fessik:
"My way's not very sportsman-like."
Vissini:
"Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristote? Socrates?"
Westley: "Yes."
Vissini: "Morons."
Vissini:
"I switched glasses when your back was turned! Haha, you fool! You
fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get
involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this:
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Westley:
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Buttercup:
"Westley. What about the ROUSes?
Westley: "Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe
they exist."
Count
Rugen:
"Surrender!"
Westley: "You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well,
I accept."
Miracle
Max:
"And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While
you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice
on it?"
Miracle
Max:
"All dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing that
you can do."
Fessik: "What's that?"
Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for
loose change."
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