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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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(cont. from above)
Woman: "Order, eh? Who does he think he is?"
King Arthur: "I am your king."
Woman: "Well, I didn't vote for you."
King Arthur: "You don't vote for kings."
Woman: "How'd you become king, then?"
(cont. from above)
King
Arthur:
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest, shimmering samite,
held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine
providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your
king."
Dennis: "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government!"
(overlapped from above)
Dennis:
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government! Supreme exectuive power derives from a mandate
from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony."
King Arthur: "Be quiet!"
Dennis: "You can't except to wield supreme executive
power, just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you."
King Arthur: "Shut up!"
Dennis: "I mean, if I went around saying I was an
emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me,
they'd put me away."
King Arthur: "Shut up! Will you shut up?!"
[starts shaking Dennis]
Dennis: "Ah, now we see the violence inherent in
the system."
King Arthur: "Shut up!"
Dennis: "Come and see the violence inherent in the
system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
King Arthur: "Bloody peasant!"
Dennis: "Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that?
Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing
me? You saw it, didn't you?"
(shorter version of above)
King
Arthur:
"Shut up!"
Dennis: "Come and see the violence inherent in the
system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
King
Arthur:
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"
Black Knight: "Yes, I have."
King Arthur: "Look!"
Black Knight: "Just a flesh wound."
King
Arthur:
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"
Black
Knight:
"I'm invincible!"
King Arthur: "You're a looney."
Black
Knight:
"You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you!
I'll bite your legs off!"
Monks:
"Pie Jesu Domine. Dona ais requiem..."
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