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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Robin's Minstrel:
[singing] "Bravely, bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out and
His liver removed and his bowels unplugged and
His nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and
His penis..."
Sir Robin: "Uh, that's enough music for now lads."
Robin's Minstrel:
[singing] "Brave Sir Robin ran away..."
Sir Robin: "No!"
Minstrel: "Bravely ran away, away..."
Sir Robin: "I didn't!"
Minstrel: "When danger reared it's ugly head, he
bravely turned his tail and fled..."
Sir Robin: "No!"
Minstrel: "Brave Sir Robin turned about..."
Sir Robin: "I didn't!"
Minstrel: "And gallantly he chickened out, taking
to his gallant feet..."
Sir Robin: "I never did!"
Minstrel: "He beat a very brave retreat..."
Sir Robin: "All lies!"
Minstrel: "The bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!"
Sir Robin: "I never!"
Knights
Who Say Ni:
[variously] "Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!" [continues]
King Arthur: "Who are you?"
Knight Who Says Ni: "We are the Knights Who Say...Ni!"
King Arthur: "No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni!"
Knight Who Says Ni: "The same."
Knight
Who Until Recently Said Ni:
"We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights
Who Say...Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky, pakang, zoom-ping!"
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